If people destroy something replaceable made by mankind, they are called vandals; if they destroy something irreplaceable made by God, they are called developers.
Joseph Wood Krutch
Samwise
Tumblr?
Looks like tumbler.com was already taken. Tervis Tumbler. Sounds like a superhero’s alter ego. Or one of the spate of alliteratively named US presidents from the early 20th century, like Woodrow Wilson, Calvin Coolidge, or Herbert Hoover. Actually those were the only three.
Tervis Tumbler: mild-mannered barkeep by night, full-throttled raging alcoholic by even later into the night? …That’s not really a super power.
Fuck writer’s block.